Tentacles and spiders legs,
Goblin’s farts and rotten eggs,
Bogey pies and Dragon’s snouts,
Mouldy fleas and Brussel sprouts,
Cobweb flan and bats on toast,
Spicy warts and sautéed ghost,
Toenails in a Marmite sauce,
cabbage trifle, second course;
Line up, line up, join the queue,
Prepare yourself to gag and spew,
Tray in hand, knife, fork and spoon,
Grab yourself a plate of doom,
Abandon hope with fear untold,
School dinners hot, school dinners cold.

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